I booted up Clash of Clans yesterday and nearly spit out my Mountain Dew. Cody Rhodes’ face glared at me from the Barbarian King slot. WWE superstars invading my chill village builder? This either rules or ruins everything. Crossovers used to feel special – remember when Fortnite did Marvel? Now every game slaps IPs together […]

Spent 60 hours grinding Hogwarts Legacy last spring. Maxed my character, bred every shiny beast, even dueled trolls in pajamas. Heard rumors about story DLC – thought I’d finally get to explore that empty map chamber south of Hogsmeade. Now? Corporate says “accio cutbacks” instead. Canceling unannounced DLC stings worse than a missed Protego. Players […]

I crashed onto my couch when April’s PS Plus games dropped. Three titles I’d side-eyed for months suddenly sat in my library. Free games always taste sweeter, right? But man, this trio’s like ordering mystery wings – some spicy wins, others undercooked. RoboCop: Rogue City hooked me fast. Sure, the gunplay feels clunky as a […]

Booted up Assassin’s Creed Shadows last night. Climbed a pagoda, stabbed a guard, got yelled at by Elon Musk fans online. Typical Tuesday. Ubisoft’s betting everything on this feudal Japan romp, but does it stick the landing? Let’s chat. Here’s the thing: Shadows feels familiar. Parkour? Smooth. Combat? Chunky. Playing as Yasuke the samurai hits […]