Heard about GameStop buying half a billion in Bitcoin? Saw it while scrolling gaming news. My first thought? “Bro, stick to Funko Pops.” Felt like seeing a noob buy every loot box hoping for a mythic skin. When I played those mobile gacha games? Wasted twenty bucks on pixel junk. Same risky vibe here. This […]

I died 27 times to Malenia last week. Swore at my screen. Fist-pumped when I finally won. Now A24 wants to turn that pain into cinema? Color me curious but nervous. Game movies usually crash harder than a noob in Radahn’s arena. But this is FromSoftware’s world—where lore hides in item descriptions and fans debate […]

Just downloaded Fortnite on my iPhone again. Felt like unboxing a lost console. Last time I played mobile was 2020 – back when “Chapter 2” wasn’t ancient history. My thumbs already hurt from touchscreen building. Worth it. This whole Apple vs Epic drama? It’s about who gets paid when we buy skins. Apple wanted their […]

I finally squad-wiped with my iPhone friend last night. No more “Sorry bro, my phone can’t run Fortnite” excuses. After five years of Apple’s ban, the battle royale’s back on iOS—but this feels less like a victory lap and more like respawning mid-fight. Remember when mobile gaming just worked? You’d tap “install” and shoot noobs […]

Just finished re-playing Death Stranding last week. Those endless cutscenes felt like movie nights with weird baby pods. Now Kojima says his next big game needs five more years? Dude’s making us wait longer than a MGSV stealth mission. We all know Kojima loves films more than Sam Bridges loves ladders. His games already play […]

When I first saw Deathgasm’s trailer back in 2015, I blasted my speakers until my neighbors banged on the walls. Now? They’ll hear me screaming over this gnarly 16-bit game spin-off. The cult horror flick’s getting a retro side-scroller and comic prequel—and my inner metalhead’s already moshing. Retro revivals can feel lazy, but Deathgasm’s chaos […]

I was grinding Battlefield clips last week when EA dropped their release date bomb. Turns out they’re launching the new shooter right in GTA VI’s abandoned fall 2025 slot. Smart move? Absolutely. Ever tried launching a game next to a titan? Your hype train gets derailed faster than a noob facing a Dark Souls boss. […]

Spent last weekend dusting off my N64 controller. My thumbs still remember GoldenEye’s clunky joystick layout like muscle memory. Got my butt kicked by a buddy who mained Oddjob – some habits never die. The World Video Game Hall of Fame nailed it this year. These picks aren’t just games. They’re time machines. You don’t […]

When the court greenlit Microsoft’s Activision buy, my squad erupted. PlayStation pals panicked about Call of Duty going Xbox-only. PC players joked about Game Pass becoming OP. Me? I just wanna know if my late-night Verdansk runs stay crossplay. Big mergers always spark console wars, but this one’s personal. Call of Duty’s like pizza at […]