I crashed onto my couch when April’s PS Plus games dropped. Three titles I’d side-eyed for months suddenly sat in my library. Free games always taste sweeter, right? But man, this trio’s like ordering mystery wings – some spicy wins, others undercooked.

RoboCop: Rogue City hooked me fast. Sure, the gunplay feels clunky as a rusted servo. But stomping through Detroit spitting one-liners? Chef’s kiss. I lost a whole night replaying the arcade minigame alone. When did pixel bowling become crack? The jank just adds charm, like your uncle’s bootleg VHS tapes.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre cranked my anxiety to 11. Playing victim #3 hiding in a bloodstained shed? Pure adrenaline. My hands shook escaping Leatherface’s chainsaw purr. But crossplay lobbies died faster than noobs in hardcore mode. Why do horror games ghost players so quick?

Digimon Story’s monster grind tested me. Took eight hours before my Agumon evolved past “glorified tamagotchi.” The story’s slower than dial-up, but that first mega evolution? Felt like Pokémon on energy drinks. Still, the menu diving made my eyes glaze worse than raid loot spreadsheets.

Remember when licensed games meant cheap cash-ins? April’s picks split that difference. Last month’s Dragon Age surprise set high bars. These games feel scrappier – B-movie energy over blockbuster polish. But isn’t that the fun sometimes? Perfect graphics can’t beat RoboCop’s corny grin.

Devs, keep these passion projects coming. Just maybe patch the crashes first? We crave soul over shine, but let us actually finish the campaign.